Chicago – Face Pecca! Radical Jizzlam, the adult site that makes a religion out of oral sex, parodies controversial U.S. House member Ilhan Omar in its latest flock of releases.
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In the latest adventure from the Tales of the Caliphate, the great and noble Caliph recounts: “When I first met Ilhan, she was married to her brother. The Caliph never judged, but merely suggested that she stop being an anti-Semite with her remarks, as it really is giving us a bad look. I also demanded that before she become a woman of influence, she stop being an Anti-Semenite, too. I unsheathed my holy cock and this was the lesson I taught Ilhan. I filmed it as a reminder to show her that her job is to swallow semen! She swallowed all of it, and then returned to praying in the direction of Pecca, which is what the Caliph calls his penis.”
An Anti-Semenite is one who has yet to fully embrace the medicinal and mystical powers of semen. The Caliph assists by ejaculating into their mouths, having them ritualistically gargle and then gulp the Caliph’s milk. Milk has also been described as the drink of Paradise. A conversion to Radical Jizzlam is said to have powerful, life-altering qualities.
Other recent updates at RadicalJizzlam.com include “Jizzlam Accepts All Lost Souls” ( https://radicaljizzlam.com/tour/trailers/jizzlam-accepts-all-lost-souls.html ) in which a troubled young woman is given purpose; “Spiritual Guidance” ( https://radicaljizzlam.com/tour/trailers/spiritual-guidance.html ) in which a problem with swallowing is cured; and “Immaculate Conception” ( https://radicaljizzlam.com/tour/trailers/immaculate-conception.html ) in which a cheating wife is sent home to raise the offspring of the Caliph.
Marhaban! Radical Jizzlam Spreads
The story of Radical Jizzlam was recited by adult webmaster, director and evil genius-turned-acolyte Duke Skywalker, a man who has earned his reputation for rushing in where angels fear to tread. He invites fans (short for ‘fanatics’) of oral sex and cum swallowing cuties to come by and meet the congregation at RadicalJizzlam.com. “We’ll all get together in my tent!”
“The Caliph operates under the power and cover of FA Caliphate,” saidSkywalker, his head covered by a black hood and a scimitar pressed against his throat, in a video statement considered too graphic for broadcast. “The great and noble Caliph’s purpose is to convert infidel ’Anti-Semenites’ to Radical Jizzlam, through teachings, rituals, and cummunion. By drinking the Caliph’s milk, these lucky souls complete their conversion to Radical Jizzlam. All praise to the Caiph! I must now atone for inviting the G.O.A.T. to my pig roast!”
Before being led off, Skywalker refused to speculate as to whether these sperm ducking Anti-Semenites had been inspired by Satanic verses, but confirmed that their conversion has powerful, life-altering qualities.
The great and noble Caliph, who bears a strong physical resemblance to East Coast-based adult performer Sam Crux, issued an announcement and holy order that states in non uncertain terms that, under the authority of the Caliphate, he “will punish and convert all the Anti-Semenites to inaugurate a new era of a Radical Jizzlam! And soon there will arise many shouts and a clamor that will shake the heavens and sway the boughs of the trees of the earth!”
Videos in the growing library at RadicalJizzlam.com are now available in multiple formats: MP4, mobile and HD, with 4K video downloads available soon.
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