The Caliph welcomes another lost lamb into the fold with a “cummunion” ceremony!
Chicago – Face Pecca! Radical Jizzlam, the adult site that makes a religion out of oral sex, announced that the kinky Caliphate has added a new loyal follower!
Of the latest adventure from the Tales of the Caliphate, the great and noble Caliph proclaimed: “When a female presents herself, the Caliph always pays close attention to breast quality. This maiden had beautiful breasts, so the Caliph bumped her to the front of the line to be converted. She was in full garb, and was to praying Pecca. She was sucking it, too. The Caliph had her remove all articles of clothing except that which was covering her hair. She bobbed up and down, accepted the milk of paradise, and became the latest convert to Radical Jizzlam.”
The new scene, “Sacred Puffy Nipples”, is available for streaming and download here ( https://radicaljizzlam.com/tour/trailers/sacred-puffy-nipples.html ).
Other recent updates at RadicalJizzlam.com include “Jizzlam Accepts All Lost Souls” ( https://radicaljizzlam.com/tour/trailers/jizzlam-accepts-all-lost-souls.html ) in which a troubled young woman is given purpose; “Found Refugee” ( https://radicaljizzlam.com/tour/trailers/found-refugee.html ) in which a supporter of the Jizzlamic Brotherhood is given direction; “Spiritual Guidance” ( https://radicaljizzlam.com/tour/trailers/spiritual-guidance.html ) in which a problem with swallowing is cured; and “Immaculate Conception” ( https://radicaljizzlam.com/tour/trailers/immaculate-conception.html ) in which a cheating wife is sent home to raise the blessed offspring of the Caliph.
Long live the Caliphate!
Marhaban! Radical Jizzlam Spreads
The story of Radical Jizzlam was recited by adult webmaster, director and evil genius-turned-acolyte Duke Skywalker, a man who has earned his reputation for rushing in where angels fear to tread. He invites fans (short for ‘fanatics’) of oral sex and cum swallowing cuties to come by and meet the congregation at RadicalJizzlam.com. “We’ll all get together in my tent!”
“The Caliph operates under the power and cover of FA Caliphate,” said Skywalker, his head covered by a black hood and a scimitar pressed against his throat, in a video statement considered too graphic for broadcast. “The great and noble Caliph’s purpose is to convert infidel ’Anti-Semenites’ to Radical Jizzlam, through teachings, rituals, and cummunion. By drinking the Caliph’s milk, these lucky souls complete their conversion to Radical Jizzlam. All praise to the Caliph! I must now atone for inviting the G.O.A.T. to my pig roast!”
An Anti-Semenite is one who has yet to fully embrace the medicinal and mystical powers of semen. The Caliph assists by ejaculating into their mouths, having them ritualistically gargle and then gulp the Caliph’s sacred man milk. Before being led off, Skywalker refused to speculate as to whether these sperm ducking Anti-Semenites had been inspired by Satanic verses, but confirmed that their conversion has powerful, life-altering qualities.
The great and noble Caliph, who bears a strong physical resemblance to East Coast-based adult performer Sam Crux, issued an announcement and holy order that states in non uncertain terms that, under the authority of the Caliphate, he “will punish and convert all the Anti-Semenites to inaugurate a new era of a Radical Jizzlam! And soon there will arise many shouts and a clamor that will shake the heavens and sway the boughs of the trees of the earth!”
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Videos in the growing library at RadicalJizzlam.com are now available in multiple formats: MP4, mobile and HD, with 4K video downloads available soon.
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