Porn Valley Media’s NFL Picks: Week One
PVM’s Stats – Week One Results: 0 – 0 Season Record: 0 – 0

This week’s guest prognosticators Ashley Sinclair, Suzanne, Indiana Bones, and Sadie Holmes are picking the winners of the NFL’s prime time matchups.

Ashley Sinclair

Ashley Sinclair – Her official Twitter account is @Ashley4Kxxx and operates several of her own websites.

I always try to involve my fans in what I am doing as much as possible, so this week I used their help and advice to help make my picks.

Ashley Sinclair fans voted and chose:

THURSDAY – Chicago over Green Bay
SUNDAY – New England over Pittsburgh
MONDAY – Houston over New Orleans and Oakland over Denver

Suzanne

Suzanne – Her official Twitter account is @suzannehatesyou . She is the Operations Manager for PervCity.

Bears over Green Bay – The crowd noise for the home opener will be insane

Pittsburgh over New England – Have to pick them for Lisey Sweet.

New Orleans over Houston – 2nd best team in the NFC.

Denver over Oakland – Because Oakland sucks.

Indiana Bones

Indiana Bones – His official Twitter account is @IndianaBonesXXX He was AVN Nominated Best Male Newcomer and his content can be seen at clips4sale by clicking here

I’m gonna go with Packers over Chicago, Patriots over Pittsburgh, Saints over Houston, and the Broncos over Oakland.

Sadie Holmes

Sadie Holmes – Her official Twitter account is @SadieHolmesxxx She is a self-described fetish porn star & ultimate cuckoldress. You can also find her at onlyfans.com by clicking here

Green Bay over Chicago, New England over Pittsburgh, New Orleans over Houston and Oakland over Denver are my picks.

Porn Valley Media’s NFL Picks for Week One:

Chicago over Green Bay – There has been a lot of hype revolving around the Bears this off-season. Many believe they could make a serious run at the Super Bowl with a great defense and improving offense. We’ll see. The Packers have a new head coach and new talent talent at key positions but they still have Aaron Rogers at QB so they’ll always be competitive. Chicago 30 Packers 21

Philadelphia over Washington – The Redskins need to control the ball with the run since their passing game is weak. The Eagles defense is average at best but with a healthy Carson Wentz at QB they should make a serious run at the NFC East title. Eagles 31 Redskins 24

Minnesota over Atlanta – Atlanta needs to run the ball to open up the passing game. Vikings have a great defense and they get a real test this week. If Vikings QB Kirk Cousins doesn’t screw up they should handle to Falcons. Minnesota 27 Atlanta 24

Cleveland over Tennessee – The Browns are loaded with talent on offense. It’ll be up to Baker Mayfield to spread the ball around in order to keep everyone happy. The Titans may have to rely on their run game this year. Their pass defense is above average but Cleveland has too many weapons to deal with this weekend. Brown 34 Titans 20

Kansas City over Jacksonville – The Jags must run the ball and lucky for them the Chiefs sucked at stopping the run last year. KC simply has too many options on offense for Jacksonville to handle. Chiefs 34 Jaguars 24

Baltimore over Miami – The Ravens had a great running game last year which should continue this year. The Dolphins defense is rather poor in stopping the run. Miami will again rely on turnovers to stay in games. Baltimore 27 Miami 20

Buffalo over NY Jets – This is a battle of suck here. Taking the Jets at home. Jets 24 Bills 20

Los Angeles Rams over Carolina – This could be an exciting game. The Rams have a great passing attack while Carolina sucks at pass defense. The Panthers have a great running attack while the Rams couldn’t stop the run last year. Rams 34 Panthers 27

Los Angeles Chargers over Indianapolis – With Andrew Luck retiring so went the hopes of a great season. The Chargers were the hottest team in football toward the end of the season. Chargers 38 Colts 24

Seattle over Cincinnati – The Bengals couldn’t stop the run or pass last year and the Seahawks love to pound the rock. This game shouldn’t be very competitive. Seattle 31 Bengals 20

Detroit over Arizona – For the Cardinals to do anything, it all rides on how successful Kyler Murray plays because the Red Birds don’t have much else. All the Lions need to do is run the football and don’t give up the big plays on defense. Simple? Well, we are talking about the Lions. Detroit 24 Arizona 17

Dallas over NY Giants – Another season means Dallas being over-inflated as a Super Bowl contender. Well, it’s put up or shut up again for Jerry and the boys. Lucky for them they start the season with a Giants team completely screwed up. Dallas 34 Giants 20

San Francisco over Tampa – For the 49ers, Jimmy Garopplo must stay healthy if they have any hope this season. Time for Bucs QB Jameis Winston to step up by lowering his INTs. Almost have to flip a coin for this game: 49ers 24 Buccaneers 23

New England over Pittsburgh – A lot of hype revolving around this game but it may not even be close. If Ben Roethlisberger has a big game the Steelers may have a chance. Patriots 34 Steelers 24

Monday Night

New Orleans over Houston – Texans need to slow down the Saints offense while the Saints need to contain Deshaun Watson. This makes for a high scoring game. Saints 38 Texans 27

Oakland over Denver – Broncos need to run the ball since the Raiders run defense sucked last year. If the Raiders can keep Derek Carr healthy, they have the weapons to have a respectable season. Raiders 31 Broncos 27

By Editor