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After discerning that somebody must have kicked her around some, the Caliph welcomes a wandering waif into the fold with a \u201ccummunion\u201d ceremony!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chicago – Face Pecca! Radical Jizzlam, the adult site that makes a religion out of oral sex, has released a new scene, titled \u201cFound Refugee\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the latest adventure from the Tales of the Caliphate, the great and noble Caliph recounts: \u201cThe Caliph welcomes all who support the Jizzlamic brotherhood. He never discriminates, because everybody\u2019s had to fight to be free. This poor girl was without a home when we took her in. Once she beheld the Caliph, she began to pray towards Pecca\u2014caressing it, licking it, bowing to it. She took the milk of paradise in her mouth, and swallowed it all. The Caliph then told her which cities were friendly to migrants, and which ones weren\u2019t. He gifted her a bus ticket and sent her on her way.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cFound Refugee\u201d is available for streaming and download here<\/a> ( https:\/\/radicaljizzlam.com\/tour\/trailers\/found-refugee.html<\/a> ). <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Other recent updates at RadicalJizzlam.com<\/a> include \u201cJizzlam Accepts All Lost Souls<\/a>\u201d ( https:\/\/radicaljizzlam.com\/tour\/trailers\/jizzlam-accepts-all-lost-souls.html<\/a> ) in which a troubled young woman is given purpose; \u201cSpiritual Guidance<\/a>\u201d ( https:\/\/radicaljizzlam.com\/tour\/trailers\/spiritual-guidance.html<\/a> ) in which a problem with swallowing is cured; and \u201cImmaculate Conception<\/a>\u201d ( https:\/\/radicaljizzlam.com\/tour\/trailers\/immaculate-conception.html<\/a> ) in which a cheating wife is sent home to raise the blessed offspring of the Caliph. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marhaban! Radical Jizzlam Spreads<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The story of Radical Jizzlam was recited by adult webmaster, director and evil genius-turned-acolyte Duke Skywalker, a man who has earned his reputation for rushing in where angels fear to tread. He invites fans (short for \u2018fanatics\u2019) of oral sex and cum swallowing cuties to come by and meet the congregation at RadicalJizzlam.com. \u201cWe’ll all get together in my tent!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThe Caliph operates under the power and cover of FA Caliphate,\u201d said Skywalker, his head covered by a black hood and a scimitar pressed against his throat, in a video statement considered too graphic for broadcast. \u201cThe great and noble Caliph\u2019s purpose is to convert infidel \u2019Anti-Semenites\u2019 to Radical Jizzlam, through teachings, rituals, and cummunion. By drinking the Caliph\u2019s milk, these lucky souls complete their conversion to Radical Jizzlam. All praise to the Caiph! I must now atone for inviting the G.O.A.T. to my pig roast!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Before being led off, Skywalker refused to speculate as to whether these sperm ducking Anti-Semenites had been inspired by Satanic verses, but confirmed that their conversion has powerful, life-altering qualities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The great and noble Caliph, who bears a strong physical resemblance to East Coast-based adult performer Sam Crux, issued an announcement and holy order that states in non uncertain terms that, under the authority of the Caliphate, he \u201cwill punish and convert all the Anti-Semenites to inaugurate a new era of a Radical Jizzlam! And soon there will arise many shouts and a clamor that will shake the heavens and sway the boughs of the trees of the earth!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The adult entertainment platform \u2013 built with the absolute belief that all speech should be cherished and protected as if it were holy writ \u2013 is dedicated to providing free-thinking users with an exclusive catalog of original boutique content as well as a first-class user experience.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Videos in the growing library at RadicalJizzlam.com<\/a> are now available in multiple formats: MP4, mobile and HD, with 4K video downloads available soon.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Webmasters and affiliates can promote the spread of Radical Jizzlam via the DukeDollars.com<\/a> affiliate program immediately. \u00a0\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDukeDollars has been around since 2003,\u201d Skywalker is quoted as saying. \u201cI have the requisite knowledge of our customer base to provide my affiliates with the precise tools needed to generate sales, because I produce the exact niche content potential customers desire.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nPublicity and media relations for Radical Jizzlam are provided exclusively by HoneyHouse PR. Follow us on Twitter, @HoneyHousePR<\/a>.\n For interviews or media inquiries, contact PR@HoneyHouseXXX.com<\/a>. Long live the Caliphate!\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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