{"id":1934,"date":"2019-08-13T13:08:44","date_gmt":"2019-08-13T18:08:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/?p=1934"},"modified":"2019-08-13T13:08:45","modified_gmt":"2019-08-13T18:08:45","slug":"offensive-crayons-hosts-color-naming-contest-for-adults-only-brand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/?p=1934","title":{"rendered":"Offensive Crayons Hosts Color Naming Contest for Adults-Only Brand"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Offensive Crayons, a colorful box of writing tools with obscenely off-color names, has just launched its first-ever Color Naming Contest and is taking submissions now at OffensiveCrayons.com\/submit-a-color-name<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

To kick off the upcoming release of its Porn\/Sex coloring box assortment, Offensive Crayons is on the hunt for the most tasteless, but clever, captions to stake claim on a crayon color; the winning entrant will receive a cash prize of $500, and their winning color name prominently displayed in the pack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe have received many perfectly inappropriate and objectionable suggestions over the years, and apparently we\u2019re quite hard to impress,\u201d said Offensive Crayons founder Alice Vaughn. \u201cWe\u2019ve got $500 on the line for a really good color name, so don\u2019t let us down!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vaughn said that Color Naming Contest entries should be witty and follow the Porn\/Sex theme, with the joke or phrase fairly obvious \u201cto even the dumbest person you know,\u201d and to steer clear of the timely\/topical. \u201cWe\u2019re looking for the classics – crass and politically incorrect captions that will stand the test of time.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The adults-only crayons, with gloriously obscene names such as Statutory Grape, Golden Shower Goldenrod and Travel Ban Brown, were developed in 2017 as a natural accompaniment to the wildly-popular adult coloring books currently selling by the millions worldwide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Offensive Crayons Color Naming Contest ends September 1st and the winner will be announced shortly thereafter. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

ABOUT OFFENSIVE CRAYONS:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Offensive Crayons is an adults-only box of crayons for the wildly artistic with a healthy sense of humor, from the twisted mind of \u2018Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast<\/a>\u2019 podcast co-host and producer Alice Vaughn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

With inappropriately messed-up names like Alcoholic Piss yellow, Suspicious Cold Sore red and Cyantology blue, Offensive Crayons – launched via Kickstarter in 2017 as an R-rated response to the ubiquitous adult coloring books that have exploded in popularity – have been effectively banned from Amazon for \u201cinsulting children and Caucasians\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Visit OffensiveCrayons.com<\/a> to find out more about the 24-pack box of crayons ($8.50), which also come in a Holiday Edition<\/a>, political Red White and F*ck You<\/a> Edition and the Porn\/Sex Edition, coming out later in 2019. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Offensive Crayons, a colorful box of writing tools with obscenely off-color names, has just launched its first-ever Color Naming Contest and is taking submissions now at OffensiveCrayons.com\/submit-a-color-name. To kick off the upcoming release of its Porn\/Sex coloring box assortment, Offensive Crayons is on the hunt for the most tasteless, but clever, captions to stake claim […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1935,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bsg-pr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1934"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1936,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1934\/revisions\/1936"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}