Chicago \u2014 Alison Rey is marking St. Patrick\u2019s Day by releasing an exclusive holiday-themed virtual sex clip, available to her OnlyFans subscribers.<\/p>\n
According to history and lore, St Patrick was a luckless 5th Century man who, after being enslaved by pagan Irish, found God and became a priest and missionary. Patrick went on to his reward one gray March 17, and in his honor, many Lenten restrictions, such as those on drinking alcohol, are traditionally lifted for the day . . . so why not take things a step farther?<\/p>\n
While some cynics say that there\u2019s nothing at the end of the rainbow, even nothing to grow up for anymore, this St. Patrick\u2019s Day, Alison Rey puts the lie to that depressive tripe: there is indeed a treasure to be uncovered.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou may have heard that a pot of gold awaits if you ever find the end of a rainbow, but have you ever heard of getting lucky at the end of a rainbow?\u201d Rey asked rhetorically.<\/p>\n
\u201cThis St. Patty\u2019s Day, my fans can enjoy a virtual sex clip where they get to nail a slutty little Leprechaun to their heart\u2019s content.”<\/p>\n
And that beats the hell out of a Shamrock Shake or dyeing a river green.<\/p>\n
\u201cHoliday content is just always ridiculously fun to shoot,\u201d Rey added. \u201cThere\u2019s so much more creative freedom because the concepts are usually pretty ridiculous to fit the theme.\u201d<\/p>\n
Chicago \u2014 Alison Rey is marking St. Patrick\u2019s Day by releasing an exclusive holiday-themed virtual sex clip, available to her OnlyFans subscribers. According to history and lore, St Patrick was a luckless 5th Century man who, after being enslaved by pagan Irish, found God and became a priest and missionary. Patrick went on to his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":32289,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-honey-house-pr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32288"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32290,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32288\/revisions\/32290"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/32289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pornvalleymedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}