New York – The New York Jets expectations were so high with MVP and Super Bowl-winner Aaron Rodgers as the new quarterback. But alas, the future collapsed when Rodgers suffered a torn Achilles, ending his season. But the lovely ladies who perform at the world famous Rick’s Cabaret New York adult club are still confident the Jets can enjoy a winning season.

“Aaron Rodgers is out and the team may be down, but not out,” says Rick’s girl Felicia. “Come visit us at the club and we will cheer you up and get you feeling good. Come party and play with us and we will seduce you with our bodies. We will even convince you that all is not lost and that new quarterback Zach Wilson will do great.”