Chicago – Adult stars have come together over the Offensive Crayons Kickstarter video for their latest gleefully tasteless creation, The Porn Pack, and you can pre-order this month here https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/offensivecrayons/offensive-crayons-a-sexy-new-edition and receive special rewards such as Blue Balls or your very own pack of these beautiful, hard, wax beauties.
“We launched Offensive Crayons three years ago with the intention of offending and disappointing as many people as possible. This time we’re bringing you another edition of Offensive Crayons…our Porn Pack,” says creator Alice Vaughn. “Unlike RoseArt or Crayola, we’re bringing you all the excitement of tentacles, ASMR, and cat girls, but with none of the actual imagery that would get us banned off Kickstarter. This pack contains colors like “Anal Bleach Peach”, “Just the Tip Teal”, “I Think I’m Going to …Cream”, and other groan worthy colors.”
Offensive Crayons has a month to hit their 3K goal and if they do, they will also release a second, super-secret super-special edition that will knock a porn movie stepdad’s black, socks off.
“Even though the ‘Rona stalled our manufacturing process, we’re back on track and shipping in the next 2 months and we’re taking pre-orders now for this limited-edition crayon pack,” says Alice. “We’re at the final stages of production, and just need you and your step-sister to help us hit our goal.”
Adult stars featured in the Offensive Crayons Porn Pack video are Taylor Stevens, Sovereign Syre. Sarah Russi, Samantha Mack, Ryan Keely, Nyomi Banxx, Lydia Love, London River, Lasha Lane, Kate Kennedy, Jayden Cole, Ginger Banks, Charlotte Sinn, Alex Chance and Alana Luv, as well as Chrissie Mayr, comedian and host of the sex-positive podcast , The Wet Spot and Natalia Reagan, the substitute co-host of the Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast.
“I love how it the video turned out and I loved doing it,” says Lydia Love. “It’s a fun product I’m proud to be a part of.”
“I’m glad I was able to represent the sexy MILFs,” says Alana Luv. “The script is as hilarious as the Offensive Crayons, and now coloring is as fun as it was when I was a kid thanks to them.”
“I can’t wait to get my box of own Offensive Crayon Porn Pack,” says Sarah Russi. “Coloring is cool and I can say I was a part of what made this happen. Plus, I’m sure I can do lots of dirty things with them while I’m camming. It’s a win-win.”
You may follow Offensive Crayons at www.OffensiveCrayons.com and on social media on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/OffensiveCrayons/ on Twitter at https://twitter.com/OffensiveCray and on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/offensivecrayons/
You may follow Alice Vaughn on Twitter at https://twitter.com/RationalBlonde and on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/rationalblonde/
About Offensive Crayons:
Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “brown” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. Offensive Crayons liven things up. Gone are the safe colors like “goldenrod” or “red.” Now they have “Miscarriage Maroon”, “Boner Pill Blue”, and “Privilege” (it’s white of course).
About Alice Vaughn:
Vaughn is the (in)famous creator of Offensive Crayons, an adults-only box of crayons for the wildly artistic with a healthy sense of humor – with names like Boner Bill Blue, Miscarriage Maroon, and Privilege (White), the inappropriately- named crayons have been banned from Amazon for “insulting children and Caucasians”.
Vaughn is also the co-host and producer of the popular comedy sex positive podcast, Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast, where they review the holes and plot holes of your favorite porn.